random adventure time!

i made most of this photo page before... but upon going through my school picture folders again, i realized that this page sucked and didn't make logical sense. but NOW IT DOES, because now, with more pictures, it's a fairly chronological adventure tale!


BAG OF CHEESE. liz's mom sent it to us. many, many pouds of grated mozzerella. we didn't know what to do with it, so we filled a condom with it and then left it on someone's board.


then we ventured in to the BOYS ONLY bathroom down the hall.


there were pictures of bondage-dylan in there.. because without girls coming into their bathroom, these boys were free to have super kinky, girl-free, bathroom experiences.


they're also apparently free to pee on the seats without womanly folk getting pissy.

this adventure (into the boys' bathroom...) didn't last very long, so liz and i got kristen and went to longs.


it was cold, so we all went scarf-crazy.


my scarf is kind of wussy and doesn't make for good face covering.


longs had these neat socks. had they said "I <3 FIRETRUCKS," i would have purchased them in a quarter of a heartbeat.


here is kristen in longs, sticking out her butt. she has pictures of me from this trip pulling my underwear out of my pants. creepy!


there were socks with "TOUCH ME" stickers, so naturally, kristen had to have one, too.


then kristen's man friends called and drove us back to campus in their little vw bug.


she showed them her 'toy'... and how it sticks to the door.


kriten and mike.


and the next day... it looked like there was a slip 'n' slide on the lawn. The End!



oh, oh, oh! there was also OPERATION: Make Jason OUR Man-Bitch, which involved:

  1. anonymously making him a new name tag when his vanished... it's a giraffe, wearing a guitar pick on its neck, 'beacuse giraffes can't play bass.' i honesly didn't think he was thaaat bad..
  2. giving him candy on the bus (and having him give us ice cream gift certficates!)
  3. having him leave us a crazy-fun note about liz's alarm...
  4. leaving him MORE candy, pinned to his board (it took several days for it to all disappear..)
  5. and a note explaining how we were sorry, and as an extra bonus, one of the candies had been down my shirt.
it was a tough competition, because alicia and renae pimped out ALL the other 6 boys on our hall. as you can see, they even got to ryland, with their note: "Ryland, Where are you. We wanted to get tipsy with you - Girls 208"... and by tipsy, they meant throwing up in the cowell parking lot!


&....the end@!! fo' realz, this time~