this is my elbow.
once upon a time, i was skateboarding. (not very well mind you..) i was going to see sharon.. and about a block from my house, i went down this small little hill that didnt look very steep at all. i have decided that it is actually steeper than it apears from the top, but its not very steep at all. so i went down it.. then i decided i was going much to fast, and there was a pothole that i could potentially crash into.. so i jumped off the skateboard into the street..
this is marlon's arm.
marlon is a freshman in my french class. he was skateboarding.. (probably much better than me) and fell down and broke his wrist. this is his cast.. as you can see, i drew a batman on it. someone else wrote 'yummy pussy' on it so he had to write 'cat' too and draw a picture of a cat.
other things that happend to me.. of which i dont have pictures.. once i was standing on the curb and the street just popped up and hit me in the face. and then i laughed, and sharon laughed, and we laughed together at the street..
this is rachael's right elbow.
im not too clear on the story, but she was walking in her backyard at night, tripped over something, landed on her elbows, and broke them both.
wait a minute, midgets aren't inanimate.. but anyway.
ernst was playing hockey in the highest highschool hockey division called midget tier 2 a or something like that and scored the game winning goal in double overtime and got slashed and fell and slid into the wall and broke his arm as midgets attacked him and as he fought them off with his one good arm...